<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8881964199965440221</id><updated>2011-10-10T10:53:56.175-07:00</updated><title type='text'>LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>LORD BEMON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14645205292886859774</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>12</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8881964199965440221.post-641343481995263044</id><published>2010-01-28T11:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-28T11:41:14.552-08:00</updated><title type='text'>GRHRUGH</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/S2HnsaDmGBI/AAAAAAAAAD0/-xzSKmujUic/s1600-h/bemon.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 270px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/S2HnsaDmGBI/AAAAAAAAAD0/-xzSKmujUic/s400/bemon.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431877375680190482" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED 
LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED 
LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8881964199965440221-641343481995263044?l=lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/feeds/641343481995263044/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8881964199965440221&amp;postID=641343481995263044' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/641343481995263044'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/641343481995263044'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/2010/01/grhrugh.html' title='GRHRUGH'/><author><name>LORD BEMON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14645205292886859774</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/S2HnsaDmGBI/AAAAAAAAAD0/-xzSKmujUic/s72-c/bemon.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8881964199965440221.post-6526502400109430728</id><published>2009-04-11T22:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-11T22:30:07.384-07:00</updated><title type='text'>GRRRRAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SeF7x0vLpjI/AAAAAAAAADk/2Vnn7HGDQJ0/s1600-h/IMGP3728.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 329px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SeF7x0vLpjI/AAAAAAAAADk/2Vnn7HGDQJ0/s400/IMGP3728.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323672330428982834" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;CHECK OUT MY SHIT AVAILABLE AT:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SeF76VhOPQI/AAAAAAAAADs/j4xvRoNVBg0/s1600-h/MYARTSHOW.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SeF76VhOPQI/AAAAAAAAADs/j4xvRoNVBg0/s400/MYARTSHOW.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323672476667755778" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED 
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LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8881964199965440221-6526502400109430728?l=lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/feeds/6526502400109430728/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8881964199965440221&amp;postID=6526502400109430728' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/6526502400109430728'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/6526502400109430728'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/2009/04/grrrraaauuuuuugggghhhhhh.html' title='GRRRRAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH'/><author><name>LORD BEMON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14645205292886859774</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SeF7x0vLpjI/AAAAAAAAADk/2Vnn7HGDQJ0/s72-c/IMGP3728.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8881964199965440221.post-1517914033526245224</id><published>2009-01-10T21:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-11T12:16:47.141-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;font-family:'Lucida Grande';font-size:11;"  &gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3300/3186255949_a33ffae988.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-weight: bold;font-family:Verdana;font-size:15;"  &gt;MOTHERFUCKER GIVE ME MY MONEY!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED 
LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED 
LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8881964199965440221-1517914033526245224?l=lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/feeds/1517914033526245224/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8881964199965440221&amp;postID=1517914033526245224' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/1517914033526245224'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/1517914033526245224'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/2009/01/wheres-my-pizza-it-better-come-with.html' title=''/><author><name>LORD BEMON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14645205292886859774</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3300/3186255949_a33ffae988_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8881964199965440221.post-1681986543700670562</id><published>2008-09-22T09:36:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-22T09:45:00.698-07:00</updated><title type='text'>BULLEARUGGRRHHH</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SNfLCdwPGHI/AAAAAAAAACU/z8EZNCQfjxI/s1600-h/springcleaning.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SNfLCdwPGHI/AAAAAAAAACU/z8EZNCQfjxI/s400/springcleaning.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5248887133930723442" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHO CLEANED UP MY BEDROOM!?!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED 
LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED 
LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8881964199965440221-1681986543700670562?l=lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/feeds/1681986543700670562/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8881964199965440221&amp;postID=1681986543700670562' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/1681986543700670562'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/1681986543700670562'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/2008/09/bullearuggrrhhh.html' title='BULLEARUGGRRHHH'/><author><name>LORD BEMON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14645205292886859774</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SNfLCdwPGHI/AAAAAAAAACU/z8EZNCQfjxI/s72-c/springcleaning.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8881964199965440221.post-3656555832747673409</id><published>2008-06-06T09:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T08:45:53.573-08:00</updated><title type='text'>GGRRRGURGHHHAAR</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SEloxwwhh-I/AAAAAAAAACM/-xNqTeWvGww/s1600-h/IMGP1288.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SEloxwwhh-I/AAAAAAAAACM/-xNqTeWvGww/s400/IMGP1288.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5208809648141993954" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; I JUST GOT BACK FROM A CROSS COUNTRY TRIP.  NEVER AGAIN!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED 
LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED 
LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8881964199965440221-3656555832747673409?l=lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/feeds/3656555832747673409/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8881964199965440221&amp;postID=3656555832747673409' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/3656555832747673409'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/3656555832747673409'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/2008/06/ggrrrgurghhhaar.html' title='GGRRRGURGHHHAAR'/><author><name>LORD BEMON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14645205292886859774</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SEloxwwhh-I/AAAAAAAAACM/-xNqTeWvGww/s72-c/IMGP1288.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8881964199965440221.post-8916340550814219433</id><published>2008-04-20T21:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T08:45:54.494-08:00</updated><title type='text'>REEEEUUUUAAAAAAAGGGGAAAGAGAGAGAGGAAAUUUOOOOOOOHH</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Fist fighting kaiju since 1968!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SAwd_R4r8JI/AAAAAAAAABk/wr_rhzg95RA/s1600-h/IMG_1108.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SAwd_R4r8JI/AAAAAAAAABk/wr_rhzg95RA/s400/IMG_1108.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191557443421466770" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SAwd_h4r8KI/AAAAAAAAABs/Ci6C126rGOY/s1600-h/IMG_1116.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SAwd_h4r8KI/AAAAAAAAABs/Ci6C126rGOY/s400/IMG_1116.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191557447716434082" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SAwd_x4r8LI/AAAAAAAAAB0/lt7zQwxvuZc/s1600-h/goga3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SAwd_x4r8LI/AAAAAAAAAB0/lt7zQwxvuZc/s400/goga3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191557452011401394" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SAwd_x4r8MI/AAAAAAAAAB8/2KXLmUQybd0/s1600-h/goga4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SAwd_x4r8MI/AAAAAAAAAB8/2KXLmUQybd0/s400/goga4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191557452011401410" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SAweAB4r8NI/AAAAAAAAACE/0Wd1g7nb7QY/s1600-h/IMG_1125.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SAweAB4r8NI/AAAAAAAAACE/0Wd1g7nb7QY/s400/IMG_1125.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191557456306368722" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3034/2430533266_a5e7a0aa09.jpg?"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3034/2430533266_a5e7a0aa09.jpg?" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do not stroll through my kitchen and just think you can eat my eggos without asking!!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED 
LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED 
LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8881964199965440221-8916340550814219433?l=lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/feeds/8916340550814219433/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8881964199965440221&amp;postID=8916340550814219433' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/8916340550814219433'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/8916340550814219433'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/2008/04/reeeeuuuuaaaaaaaggggaaagagagagaggaaauuu.html' title='REEEEUUUUAAAAAAAGGGGAAAGAGAGAGAGGAAAUUUOOOOOOOHH'/><author><name>LORD BEMON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14645205292886859774</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SAwd_R4r8JI/AAAAAAAAABk/wr_rhzg95RA/s72-c/IMG_1108.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8881964199965440221.post-8349796590509251456</id><published>2008-04-16T10:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T08:45:54.683-08:00</updated><title type='text'>GEERRUAAUURRGGHHH</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SAY4Dx8JNjI/AAAAAAAAABc/pwjY-vcpeWA/s1600-h/cleanlaundry.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SAY4Dx8JNjI/AAAAAAAAABc/pwjY-vcpeWA/s400/cleanlaundry.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5189897258187437618" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;I JUST WASHED THESE!! WHY ARE THEY ALREADY DIRTY!?!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED 
LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED 
LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8881964199965440221-8349796590509251456?l=lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/feeds/8349796590509251456/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8881964199965440221&amp;postID=8349796590509251456' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/8349796590509251456'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/8349796590509251456'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/2008/04/geerruaauurrgghhh.html' title='GEERRUAAUURRGGHHH'/><author><name>LORD BEMON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14645205292886859774</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SAY4Dx8JNjI/AAAAAAAAABc/pwjY-vcpeWA/s72-c/cleanlaundry.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8881964199965440221.post-409395775238257142</id><published>2008-04-11T17:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T08:45:55.398-08:00</updated><title type='text'>BLAAAAAUUUGGRRRAAAAGOOOAARRAAAAAAAAAA</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;this guy:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SAAIBGa5NkI/AAAAAAAAAA8/XlfelHGGyIk/s1600-h/goga.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SAAIBGa5NkI/AAAAAAAAAA8/XlfelHGGyIk/s400/goga.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188155585727116866" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;plus me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SAAIWma5NlI/AAAAAAAAABE/gS7nUocgiF0/s1600-h/lighter.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SAAIWma5NlI/AAAAAAAAABE/gS7nUocgiF0/s400/lighter.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188155955094304338" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;equals&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SAAIkma5NmI/AAAAAAAAABM/yGf0I6LnC3k/s1600-h/BBQ.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SAAIkma5NmI/AAAAAAAAABM/yGf0I6LnC3k/s400/BBQ.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188156195612472930" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;SEE THE OUTCOME AT:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SAAI82a5NnI/AAAAAAAAABU/_ZVMlZ46qd8/s1600-h/poster+copy.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SAAI82a5NnI/AAAAAAAAABU/_ZVMlZ46qd8/s400/poster+copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5188156612224300658" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED 
LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED 
LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8881964199965440221-409395775238257142?l=lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/feeds/409395775238257142/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8881964199965440221&amp;postID=409395775238257142' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/409395775238257142'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/409395775238257142'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/2008/04/blaaaaauuuggrrraaaagoooaarraaaaaaaaaa.html' title='BLAAAAAUUUGGRRRAAAAGOOOAARRAAAAAAAAAA'/><author><name>LORD BEMON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14645205292886859774</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/SAAIBGa5NkI/AAAAAAAAAA8/XlfelHGGyIk/s72-c/goga.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8881964199965440221.post-4833418173985168768</id><published>2008-04-08T16:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T08:45:55.537-08:00</updated><title type='text'>REEUUURRGAAHHH</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/R_wBPBPoE7I/AAAAAAAAAA0/NwDYIu7-7eU/s1600-h/showerinterruption.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/R_wBPBPoE7I/AAAAAAAAAA0/NwDYIu7-7eU/s400/showerinterruption.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5187022228367610802" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" &gt;WHERE DID ALL THE TOWELS GO!?!  I JUST WASHED SOME!! SMOGUN!?!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED 
LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED 
LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8881964199965440221-4833418173985168768?l=lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/feeds/4833418173985168768/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8881964199965440221&amp;postID=4833418173985168768' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/4833418173985168768'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/4833418173985168768'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/2008/04/reeuuurrgaahhh.html' title='REEUUURRGAAHHH'/><author><name>LORD BEMON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14645205292886859774</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/R_wBPBPoE7I/AAAAAAAAAA0/NwDYIu7-7eU/s72-c/showerinterruption.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8881964199965440221.post-8803602480699603689</id><published>2008-04-02T16:54:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T08:45:56.008-08:00</updated><title type='text'>RAAAUURGGHHH</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/R_Qc3hPoE6I/AAAAAAAAAAs/Ub6cGk-7zN4/s1600-h/dietbemon.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/R_Qc3hPoE6I/AAAAAAAAAAs/Ub6cGk-7zN4/s400/dietbemon.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184800811152577442" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" &gt;WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF MY SIX PACK!?!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED 
LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED 
LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8881964199965440221-8803602480699603689?l=lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/feeds/8803602480699603689/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8881964199965440221&amp;postID=8803602480699603689' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/8803602480699603689'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/8803602480699603689'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/2008/04/raaauurgghhh.html' title='RAAAUURGGHHH'/><author><name>LORD BEMON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14645205292886859774</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/R_Qc3hPoE6I/AAAAAAAAAAs/Ub6cGk-7zN4/s72-c/dietbemon.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8881964199965440221.post-1747542930991968171</id><published>2008-03-29T09:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T08:45:56.155-08:00</updated><title type='text'>ARRGGRRRHH</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/R-5pLxPoE5I/AAAAAAAAAAk/PCFcVpD49ag/s1600-h/bemoninthemirror.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/R-5pLxPoE5I/AAAAAAAAAAk/PCFcVpD49ag/s400/bemoninthemirror.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5183195872068375442" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;WHO USED ALL MY SHAVING CREAM?!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED 
LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED 
LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8881964199965440221-1747542930991968171?l=lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/feeds/1747542930991968171/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8881964199965440221&amp;postID=1747542930991968171' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/1747542930991968171'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/1747542930991968171'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/2008/03/arrggrrrhh.html' title='ARRGGRRRHH'/><author><name>LORD BEMON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14645205292886859774</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JCDoqE3WeI4/R-5pLxPoE5I/AAAAAAAAAAk/PCFcVpD49ag/s72-c/bemoninthemirror.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8881964199965440221.post-7010959430601351700</id><published>2008-03-28T00:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-03-28T19:43:09.152-07:00</updated><title type='text'>UURGGHHH</title><content type='html'>Ate too many Oreo cookies tonight and my roommate ate the last of the TUMS.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED 
LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED 
LORD BEMON IS NOT AMUSED&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8881964199965440221-7010959430601351700?l=lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/feeds/7010959430601351700/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8881964199965440221&amp;postID=7010959430601351700' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/7010959430601351700'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8881964199965440221/posts/default/7010959430601351700'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://lordbemonisnotamused.blogspot.com/2008/03/uurgghhh.html' title='UURGGHHH'/><author><name>LORD BEMON</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14645205292886859774</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
